Aug 26
Unsolved Mystery: solved!
I am feeling slightly drained from last night’s schedule of 3 consecutive going away parties, which required many whisky sours interspersed with shots of soju mixed with grenadine. However, I wanted to give you guys an update on the mysterious jaw sprain. I had my follow-up appointment yesterday, and after much prodding, poking, cold-cotton-pelleting, and a brief round with a drill, it was determined that I probably have a fractured molar. I’ve had three fractured molars replaced already so that’s probably correct. I have another appointment in September, but in the meantime I’m left with more Motrin and eating soft foods very carefully.
Sprained jaw - pshhh. I TOLD you it was too ridiculous to be true.
Auf Wiedersehen!!!
August 26th, 2006 at 5:24 pm
What exactly does one have to do to fracture four molars? Are you chewing on rocks,T? Grinding your teeth during dreams of massive spiders? What?
Hmm, soft foods. That includes milkshakes, right?
August 26th, 2006 at 5:32 pm
Kari - Yes indeedy, I’m a jaw clencher by day, a grinder by night.
And yes - milkshakes. And cake - cake is soft.
August 26th, 2006 at 11:33 pm
Yipes. I’m a jaw clencher/grinder too, but so far no fractured molars. Do you sleep with a mouthguard? It’s thuper thexy
September 7th, 2006 at 12:47 am
Hahaha Flatgreg is funny.. You are funny too. Funnier even w/ your chewing rocks while you’re sleeping and all that.. I wonder why you grind your teeth at night.. You’re so laid back, treenster..