ammogirl

Okay, I’m dumb. The reason why my linklove list is not alphabetical is because it’s not supposed to be. I knew this! I was just…seeing if you guys knew. Today, however, I really want to know why I can’t insert line breaks. Anyone?
The housekeeper came on Thursday, and she did SUCH a fantastic job, but you guys! Do you know how much she decided to charge? Wait - you don’t know this part. See, she wanted to actually clean the house first, before deciding what to charge. I was fine with this, because I really hate cleaning, and was figuring it wouldn’t be much more than, say…$250 dollars a month. That’s a good price, right? I mean, we are not a dirty family! And she’s not doing our laundry or anything horrible like that, or cleaning the cat litter, or…taking out the trash. Well, the plan was for her and her mother-in-law to clean the house, figure out how much time it would take, work out the price, and then call me Thursday evening. You guys…nearly $500 dollars. Hi, that’s too much for even ME to justify. Can’t somebody just clean it for free? I mean, besides me?
So, we locked ourselves out of the house today. That was great. We had been running errands, and the whole time I had to pee really, really bad, but I just kept telling myself to wait until we got home, right? Oh god, I was so not happy when we got here. I seriously considered copying the construction guy from the other day, and peeing on the side of the house. I lack the necessary parts for that, however, and instead just sat in the car, glaring at anything that moved. Or, John. Because, you know, it’s was his fault that I didn’t bring a key. Hey, I never said I was rational. Plus, full bladder! Who knows what might have happened! We could’ve gotten in an accident, and my bladder might have exploded, drenching my innards with urine, and killed me! And then what?!
Fortunately, none of that happened. We managed to track down Lindsey at her friend’s house, got HER key, and made it home just in time. Thank god for spare bathrooms right by the front door.
And now I see it’s way past my bedtime. Have a great weekend, you guys.
Tschuss!!