Mar 21
untitled. again.
I’m in this class all week that is…really, really boring. And I can’t even talk about it, so I can’t…talk about it. On the upside, at least I’m not at work, since we are in the midst of a huge personnel changeover right now, and it’s all sort of chaotic.
Right. So, the cockroaches. Yes. It’s getting totally out of hand. At lunchtime today, I had my routine can of Healthy Choice Hearty Chicken soup, dousing it liberally with Cholula sauce and waiting patiently for the exactly two minutes I warm it up in the microwave because Healthy Choice soup really has to be cooked to just the perfect temperature to be tasty, right? So wait wait wait, then the timer went off, and I opened up the door. Anddd…there was a cockroach scurrying around on the inside of the damn microwave. Oh my god you guys, my SOUP was in there. It was so gross. If you are wondering, I CAN’T do anything about this, because only the building manager can call the bug people, and I am not the building manager. On top of that, I don’t think the women who IS the building manager believes me anyway. I mean, I can understand it’s a little hard to accept there is a huge roach infestation, being that I’m the only one who ever sees them - which, yeah, I’ve addressed this already but why is that, huh? Why? - but isn’t one MORE than enough cockroaches? Honestly?
Apparently I’m going to be switching servers here in the next couple of days, so if you can’t get to my site, that’s why. Man, my big move is certainly turning into a lot of work…for John.
Oh great. The cat just threw up, I’m not kidding, five times. Fabulous.
Tschuss!!
March 21st, 2007 at 9:59 pm
Well I guess that theory on what will be left behind in a nuclear holocaust is correct.
ICK.
March 21st, 2007 at 10:55 pm
I have two questions, #1 how did that cockroach survive and #2, did you eat the soup?
March 22nd, 2007 at 1:31 am
Sean wants to know what the perfect temperature is for a cockroach to be tasty - he’s betting on three minutes. Ugh! If it were me, I think I’d camp out in the building manager’s office until the bug people were called.
March 23rd, 2007 at 11:11 am
Wow…cockroaches and cat vomit in one post…why I think that’s impressive defies even the little logic I seem to possess.
March 23rd, 2007 at 12:04 pm
LOL toni, those were the same questions I was gonna ask. I also would be writing that building manager and saving a copy for yourself and then get someone else involved. I’d be SOOO out of there with roaches in it or fumigate the place myself. I mean you can buy the bug bombs wherever you are right?
March 23rd, 2007 at 2:58 pm
Kay - I know, right? How disgusting is that.
Toni - Come on. Seriously.
Kari - I seriously hope to never find out. But, hey…I don’t know why my spam catcher hates you. I swear I haven’t tagged you!
Happily - So glad to impress you. My life…it’s grand.
blueyes - As a matter of fact, the building manager saw one for herself. Guess what? NOW we’re getting fumigated.
March 24th, 2007 at 1:45 am
I know you didn’t eat the soup.. I don’t even have to ask. What did you eat instead tho? Inquiring minds and all that.. and hi.. where are the bug killers???