Oct 29
…seriously, there was almost spontaneous barfing
This morning when I was taking the very last gulp of Celestial Seasonings’ Peppermint out of my ginormous snowman cup, I saw something that looked suspiciously like a raspberry seed floating around. A raspberry seed with legs. Because I am loud, I said, loudly, “WTF?!” and tilted my cup for a really close look.
You guys, it was a fucking cockroach. At the BOTTOM of my cup.
Almost immediately I started gagging, because hi, I had DRANK a WHOLE CUP of COCKROACH TEA.
I…oh god. I can’t even write about it anymore without feeling my gorge rise. However, I just want to say that this? Is my payback for talking shit about my parents.
Dear High Lords of Karma, please don’t do that ever again.
Tschuss!!
October 30th, 2007 at 11:53 pm
That is all sorts of nasty. Way to make me inspect every cranberry in my oatmeal for legs.
October 31st, 2007 at 6:44 am
fg - you’re welcome.
November 3rd, 2007 at 1:39 am
OHDEARGOD.. EWEWEWEW!