Dec 05
i’m so stupid
I saw this LINK for a DUMB SITE and totally got sucked in but how could I possibly resist something called DIAGNOSE ME? I was all, “This looks fun!” and answered about ninety billion questions and at the very end it said, “thank you for answering ninety billion questions about yourself! If you want to see the UNDENIABLE TRUTH about the STATE OF YOUR HEALTH pay $25 and we will email a link right away.” I immediately panicked, because to dangle the undeniable truth about my health in front of me like that is MEAN! So I stewed for a bit, and I was like, “the undeniable truth about my health…$25…the undeniable truth about my health…$25…what do I DO???”
I am SO LAME! I sent them $25! I DID! And I know it was gullible of me, and I am shaking my head at myself, but I could not resist the undeniable truth!
I got my results today and it said things like this: “You have a high risk of acid reflux. Determined by: Answering positive to having acid reflux.” and, “You probably have signs of aging. Determined by: your current age.” And then it told me to do a complete detox program and practice Ayurvedic Healing. And then it said “also, thank you for giving us $25 for absolutely nothing, sucker.
I feel sad. And…sighhhh….stupid.
Tschuss!!
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December 5th, 2007 at 10:14 pm
hehehehe…you’re killing me
December 5th, 2007 at 10:16 pm
Haha, why don’t you call the psychic hot line next!!
December 6th, 2007 at 12:27 am
Treena, Treena, Treena.
December 10th, 2007 at 8:07 am
At least you didn’t get a faux Amazon page asking for your credit card info and then give it to them.. like I did.. a couple yrs ago. Within 5 min, I’d realized what I’d done. God I felt so dumb.
December 11th, 2007 at 5:33 am
Amazing how the realization never hits us until after we’ve hit that send button. Damn internet! Damn jerks who live to take advantage of other people.
If you send me $25, I’ll tell you the undeniable truth about what I did with it. Most likely, I spent it on chocolate. Good, dark chocolate.