ammogirl

That it is Thursday night and I already have all four of my papers written, edited, and turned in.  I think it might have been the Belgian beer and chocolate John brought back from his trip to Belgium.  That’s what I had for dinner.  Beer and chocolate, yay!  Actually, not so much, but sort of.

I got hit with a random urinalysis today and it sucked so bad.  I had missed my 0800 pee break because the cleaning crew was in there, so when I got the call I was on the edge of full bladder-ness.  By the time I signed for my paper, drove to the testing place, and waited my turn for an observer, I was dying.  I actually had to do the peepee dance while unbuttoning my ABU pants.  

When I sat down, I immediately started peeing in the cup, and filled it up within five seconds.  I put the cup to the side and then…continued peeing.  And peeing.  And…peeing.  And the whole time, because I had yet to transfer my pee from the collection cup into the specimen bottle, the observer had to stand there and watch me.  So I peed, and peed some more, and 45 seconds later, I was STILL PEEING, the little drops that come out at the end, when they are ENDLESS AND WILL NOT STOP.  It was very awkward.  And then I had to wipe, and she STILL had to watch, and I got all nervous and wiped back to front, and I forgot to flush the toilet.  All in all, not a good showing, on my part.  But at least I know I passed my drug test, which was totally and completely random, and had nothing to do with the fact that I just got back from a vacation in Northern California. 

Hey.  I’ve already posted today.  What am I doing?  I’m outta here.

Tschuss!!