ammogirl

Randomly I’ll get hits coming off some really, really weird search terms.  I’ve gone over a list of them before, but I got two today that really made me squinch my face up.  In a confused way, of course.

First, someone searched for “treena williams” boobs.  This person is from Boise, Idaho.  Now, I know my name is not THAT uncommon (although nobody EVER spells it right) but there can’t be that many Treena Williams out there.  However, even on the very strong chance this person was not specifically interested in MY boobs, which for the record, are really not that interesting, why would anyone search for a body part not belonging to a celebrity?  I’ve never once said to myself, “Hmmm…that regular, non-celebrity person I met/already know, what’s his name?  John Doe.  I would really LOVE to see what his butt looks like.”  and then google “john doe” butt.  NOT, I might add, that I regularly google celebrity nekkid parts either. I’m just saying.

I know that’s coming off like I’m offended.  I’m not.  I have worked with almost exclusively men for the past 17 years, trust me, I’ve heard/seen/read worse.  I’m just…well, don’t google my boobs, okay?  They are mine.

The second search, however, hmm.  You might not believe me if I just tell you, so I will copy and paste from my stats:

That right there, you guys, is the evidence of a disturbed mind.  Seriously?  What was that person WANTING FROM THAT?  Has the thought of wanting to see that, even in the mostly vaguely disgusted way, ever crossed your mind?  Because I can tell you that until I read that, it certainly hadn’t crossed mine.

PEOPLE ARE WEIRD.

Tschuss!!