Jan 03

about

Tag: ammogirl @ 1:17 pm

Ow. I just spilled coffee on my hand, and it surely left 3rd-degree burns yet I AM STILL TYPING. And that is really all you need to know about me.

Actually, I decided you need to know more than that.

I could do one of those ’100 things about me’ lists but…it’s 5:30 in the morning. You’ll have to settle for 17 things, instead.

1. I’m a girl

2. I like to shop, but not in malls.

3. Crowds give me anxiety attacks.

4. I love working out.  I am sorry.

5. I don’t drink soda.

6. I am extremely dramatic.

7. I never learned the art of small talk. We both know how the weather is.

8. I like to drink wine.

9. I’m from a small town on the Oregon Coast.

10. I currently live in Germany.

11. I’ve been in the military…one, two…18 years.

12. I can’t WAIT until I retire.

13. My family includes one husband, two teenage daughters, and two cats.

14. I use these a lot: ‘!!!!!!!’ or CAPITAL LETTERS or ‘…’

15. I will say ‘fuck’ or it’s various derivatives at some point.

16. I overuse “fabulous” in both the written word, and conversations.

17. See that part at the top of the page that says, “…at some point, i will probably annoy you”? Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

There. Now, if you have any really burning question, like, what kind of ice-cream I like or who my 3rd grade teacher was, feel free to email me. It’s really easy to do. I have included instructions:

instructions:

1. look at the top of the page.

2. see that tab that says, ‘email me’?  go there.

3. email me. it’s that simple! really!

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2 Responses to “about”

  1. ~~Kath~~ says:

    IYAAYAS!!

  2. Laura Tjorpe says:

    LOVE your about page…I am glad I am not the only conservative woman who uses the “F” BOMB, LOTS OF “!!!!!!” OR CAPITAL LETTERS!! LOL

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