ammogirl

Ow. I just spilled coffee on my hand, and it surely left 3rd-degree burns yet I AM STILL TYPING. And that is really all you need to know about me.

Actually, I decided you need to know more than that.

I could do one of those ‘100 things about me’ lists but…it’s 5:30 in the morning. You’ll have to settle for 18 things, instead.

1. I’m a girl

2. I like to shop, but not in malls.

3. Crowds give me anxiety attacks.

4. I like to run.

5. I don’t drink soda.

6. I am extremely dramatic.

7. I talk endlessly about my chronic back problems, and it gets really boring. Feel free to skim.

8. I never learned the art of small talk. We both know how the weather is.

9. I like to drink wine.

10. I’m from a small town on the Oregon Coast.

11. I currently live in Germany.

12. I’ve been in the military…one, two…almost 16 years.

13. I can’t WAIT until I retire.

14. My family includes one husband, two teenage daughters, and two cats.

15. I use these a lot: ‘!!!!!!!’ or CAPITAL LETTERS or ‘…’

16. I will say ‘fuck’ or it’s various derivatives at some point.

17. I overuse “fabulous” in both the written word, and conversations.

18. See that part at the top of the page that says, “…at some point, i will probably annoy you”? Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

There. Now, if you have any really burning question, like, what kind of ice-cream I like or who my 3rd grade teacher was, feel free to email me. It’s really easy to do. I have included instructions:

instructions:

1. look at the top of the page.

2. see that tab that says, ‘email me’?  go there.

3. pick one address (or both, if you want…i’m equal opportunity when getting emails) and email me. it’s that simple! really!